August 2011
84 posts
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Hug Your Dog Today
Via Doghouse Diaries: Why You Are Not As Awesome As A Dog.
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Six Facts You'll Learn Today
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Teeny Tiny Bird Tail
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You Eat What?
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Tina Fey On Social Pressure On Women's Bodies
I had a picture up of Muppets cupcakes instead of the Tina Fey quote for the past 12 hours… apologies. Taken from Tina Fey’s new book, Bossy Pants.
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Muppet Cupcakes
Ms. Piggy looks delicious!
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Voltaire On His Deathbed
As reported by Wikipedia: “Voltaire, on his own deathbed, was asked by a priest to renounce Satan and turn to God, he is alleged to have replied, “Now is no time to be making new enemies”. However, his last words are said to have been, “For God’s sake, let me die in peace.”
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The Best Way To Use A Pet Monkey
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We Can Rebuild Him
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Hurricane Irene Brings New Friends
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The Supreme Arrogance Of Religious Thinking
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Too Yellow
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Happy Baby Elephant Is Happy
Awwwwwwww.
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The Internet!
Or why I’m never productive and spend 90% of my life looking at cat pictures.
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Friends
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Would Not Recommend, Was Assassinated
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Here I Go!
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That Vacant Stare....
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And The 2010 Darwin Award Winner Is...
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Why You Should Never Troll A 3 Year Old
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He Didn't Enjoy The Earthquake
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Redneck Innovation
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Lobster Cyber
But I’m well broiled!
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When God Left The Humans On
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Why I'm Scared Of Having Kids
Because of moments like these…
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Reasons I Shower In The Morning
Is there a way of getting rid of bed hair without showering?
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Calvin And Susie Play Domesticity
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The Truth About Diamonds
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Bagels Versus Donuts
Via the good people at ButterSafe.
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David Is Quite The Prankster...
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Even Sauron Needs To Eat Lunch
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Prepare To Have Your Mind Blown...
… by USB technology:
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Sheng Wang On Growing A Pair
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Priorities
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Going To The Gym Rage
But why??
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I Am Such A Lard-O
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Stop Hitting Yourself
Gets me every single time.
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Together, Always And Forever
A kitten develops quite a bond with a teddy bear.
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Things You Now Know About The Animal World
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How To Get The Girl (According To The Movies)
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A Simple Venn-Diagram To Understand Coffee
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I Am Your Bodyguard
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Best Article Ever
And yes, the article is real: In Safety Study, Sheep on Meth Are Shocked With Tasers
Cocaine is a hell of a drug, but getting shocked with a Taser while riding high on methamphetamines probably beats any white-knuckled cocaine experience hands down. And that’s exactly what happened to some lucky sheep in a new study that tested the effects of Tasers on meth-addled targets, funded in...
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Explaining The Freedom Of Atheism
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Almost Got It...
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True Love
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Dwight's Perfect Crime
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me...
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Derp!
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Poor Rhinoceros
He just never figured it out….